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(via fasc1nate)
(Source: weheartit.com, via fasc1nate)
| *Standing at the games desk* | |
| *phone rings* | |
| Me: | Yesssss? |
| Lisa: | Tell Troy to get his f**king ass out here! |
| Me: | Troy! Lisa says you're a f**k ass |
How to look like a child: buy shorts with braces and be 4’9
Women don’t have to:
- be thin
- have a vagina
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- be white
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally.
(via yelyahwilliams)
(via thesleeplessgoldfish)
(Source: johaun-davy, via thedaintysquid)
Last night I remembered Paris and Ireland.
If I get the chance, I’m not coming back
